Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Day 218 - August 8, 2010
Another book, Everything Explained Through Flowcharts, by humorist Doogie Horner.
Monday, July 12, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Day 73 - March 14, 2010
I've been thinking a lot about love. What is love? How do you define and express love? We all know what it is, we all feel it, we all know what love should be, ideally, but it is difficult to encompass with words. As I was thinking these things over today, I began to think of the movie Addicted to Love with Meg Ryan and Matthew Broderick, and this one scene in which both characters try to define love. It always brings a smile to my face, and it's definitely one way to think about it!
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Day 12 - January 12, 2010
The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are the winners:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxicaton : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon : It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido : All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
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